Listen up, assholes.

Okay. For starters, I'm sick and tired of stupidity being sononymous with my name. If you don't want to bother to get to know me before spouting off the infamous "oh I don't like her, she's stupid" comment, then go jump off a fucking bridge. You know, there's nothing I can't stand more than people who are so up themselves that they can't see through a couple remarks made to publically put myself to shame for the sake of laughter. I love watching other people laugh. I say things that make me look dumb, sure, but I'm one hell of a lot more intelligent than I let on. And, I'm a lot more fun that you wet blanket types, anyway. A lot more fun and a lot more human.

The only difference between you and me, stuck-up-IHaveBadGradesButI'mStillSmarterThanYou-boys-and-girls, is that a.) I have decent grades, b.) my head isn't up my ass, and c.) I have a sense of humor that goes beyond "witty" remarks that are actually Inside Jokes (oh, you thought I didn't know, but I do. No, I'm not psychic, so don't expect me to understand your 'look-at-me,I'm-a-teenage-genius-because-I-made-a-comment-beforehand-that-you-weren't-around-to-hear-so-you-won't-get-it-when-I-allude-to-it' one liners) and, while my humor is considered to be immature compared to your oh-so-obviously-superior intellects, it doesn't piss people off when I say shit.